I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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