My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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