So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I could make wine with my vomit
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
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