why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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