I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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