I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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