if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Just pee around me
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Randomize
