I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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