Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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