Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
so let's talk penis.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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