i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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