i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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