Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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