What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
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