There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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