WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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