So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
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