hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Last time i carry you out of a forest
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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