Slut skills are useful in every country.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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