Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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