why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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