Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Randomize
