i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
They took my balls.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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