piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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