I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
My penis needs a shock collar
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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