similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
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