are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Operation Purity has been aborted
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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