Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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