Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
