i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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