He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Text me some of your sweat
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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