is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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