Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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