if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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