Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Less talking, more tequila
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
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