Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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