Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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