And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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