i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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