is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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