you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
This couple is walking their pig around campus
My vagina is very pro this idea
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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