just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
