i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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