I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
The ass gains better be worth it
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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