oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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