Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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