Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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