Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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