Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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