It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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