Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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